(We recommend using the downloadable version for the best experience. There are, however, no gameplay differences in the web version.)

You've finally saved up enough to buy a new cell phone! Problem being, you can't get the order through when all your family members are trying to use the landline. 

Solve your problem efficiently and dont be afraid to break a few bones! (as long as they aren't your own) You'll have to get your family off the line somehow...

(Pick up the phone when nobody else is on the line to progress the story and win the game!)

CONTROLS:

Move - WASD

Interact / Put Back Phone - E

Attack - Left Click

Use your MOUSE to interact with the menu!

CREDITS:

Rowan Healey - Lead Programmer / Voice Actor

Justin Woodcook - Programmer / Sound Designer

Ian Mark - Artist / Music & Sound Designer / Voice Actor

WestyofNesty - Programmer